Top Ten Ways for me to Die
As I was talking to my good friend Jonathan "Jonk" Jonktastic, we started talking about the coolest ways to die. Then about the ways we would most likely die. Then,…
As I was talking to my good friend Jonathan "Jonk" Jonktastic, we started talking about the coolest ways to die. Then about the ways we would most likely die. Then,…
Attention all gamers! You may or may not know of "The Game Dame" But she's a deadly beautiful gamer-geek-girl who can frag your heart into little tiny gibs. So rarely…
It was a rough day at the pentagon that day. The president and his group of advisors were haggard and tired and finally the leading German-sounding scientist of the day…
Ever Seen a Pop-Up Ad? How about a Pop-Over Ad? How about a million ads on ONE page? This is among the more annoying Ad delivering methods available to…
I often see attempts at comedy both online and in the wild, where someone cracks a joke or passes on something they thought was funny but simply isn't. Maybe because…
"PacMan Wants a Mistress" Age: 48 Home: PacCity, Illinois Eyes: Giant and Black Hair: None Weight: 300lbs Height: 4'00" Marital Status: Widower Children: They've all gone off to maze college.…
Brendan: my life is in danger... I need $23,000,000 in diamonds by 9:12pm tonight WeaselBringer: I have 22,222,033 in diamonds, some in oil stocks, I'm about 200k short total, I…
"MegaMan seeks MegaWoman" Age: 27 Home: Robot City, Michigan Eyes: Sorta Blue or yellow Hair: Brown, but usually wears a helmet Weight: 167lbs Height: 4'10" Marital Status: Single Children: None…
WeaselBringer: We can't keep meeting like this, people are starting to suspect things Kate: You shouldn't even be talking to me right now. I told you not here. WeaselBringer: Well…
Lyrics to DJ Webstar Chicken Noodle Soup featuring Young B Just When You Thought It Was Safe. (This infers Webstars inherent insecurity) We're Back. (Not from WHERE, he's referring to…