8-Bit Dating Service (part 2)
"PacMan Wants a Mistress" Age: 48 Home: PacCity, Illinois Eyes: Giant and Black Hair: None Weight: 300lbs Height: 4'00" Marital Status: Widower Children: They've all gone off to maze college.…
"PacMan Wants a Mistress" Age: 48 Home: PacCity, Illinois Eyes: Giant and Black Hair: None Weight: 300lbs Height: 4'00" Marital Status: Widower Children: They've all gone off to maze college.…
Brendan: my life is in danger... I need $23,000,000 in diamonds by 9:12pm tonight WeaselBringer: I have 22,222,033 in diamonds, some in oil stocks, I'm about 200k short total, I…
"MegaMan seeks MegaWoman" Age: 27 Home: Robot City, Michigan Eyes: Sorta Blue or yellow Hair: Brown, but usually wears a helmet Weight: 167lbs Height: 4'10" Marital Status: Single Children: None…
WeaselBringer: We can't keep meeting like this, people are starting to suspect things Kate: You shouldn't even be talking to me right now. I told you not here. WeaselBringer: Well…
Lyrics to DJ Webstar Chicken Noodle Soup featuring Young B Just When You Thought It Was Safe. (This infers Webstars inherent insecurity) We're Back. (Not from WHERE, he's referring to…