Review: Bucky Larson (Born to be a Star)
adamaragonCaught Bucky Larson this weekend, twice. With unexpected results. When I first saw the trailer for Bucky Larson it looked awful. Any movie that capitalizes on a star with a…
Game Review Round-Up!
Crotchmail is mainly one person... me. But I play a lot of video games when I'm not generating oodles of hilarious and I've blown through a lot of disappointing games…
Avatar: The Last AirBender Review
So M. "Fail" Shmylanalanan has eeked out his final works. It lays like a half aborted 150 million dollar fetus upon the steps of a post-apocalyptic hollywood, as this may…
A Guy Reviews “New Moon” (Twilight)
So I've just gone and seen New Moon, or as I like to call it "Twilight 2: The Reckoning". Let's get the basics out of the way, I'm male and…
Fuck The Kindle…
No really fuck it. The Kindle is Amazon's little ugly bastard child of an E-book reader. Its like when you're visiting your family and you're all having a good time…
Fuck Best Buy
I like to inject a certain level of comedy and levity into almost everything that gets published here. However I think I can express my overwhelming rage and frustration in…
Blade III Review
I just saw Blade III: Trinity My face hurts, from Hollywoods latest 50 million dollar money shot being fired directly into my eyes. The proud Blade Trilogy has ended in…