It’s How You Say It…
I used to work at a retail job a long time ago, and when I would walk in every day a certain manager would always cheerily say “Hey how are…
I used to work at a retail job a long time ago, and when I would walk in every day a certain manager would always cheerily say “Hey how are…
I dared my friend Alex "Prozac" Cohen to write an HP Lovecraft Fan Fiction story in 20 minutes and the son of a bitch did it. The Aberration on Holly…
When you are brushing your teeth while driving, it is important to have the same location for the toothbrush and toothpaste, spit cup and water bottle. The spit cup should…
Vincent: Is John with you? Adam: Yes Vincent: I just wanted to make sure he's not in jail Adam: Yes but we're leaving for Mexico because of "the incident" Vincent:…
Hello, It's been a while, quite a while, about 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Number Seconds Minutes Days Months Years Centuries Zabnarks Lifetimes Unit of Time…
Adam: He would kick down the door of that orphanage and say "look, some of you don't have parents, and that's sad, but I'm gonna burn this place down, and…
My short story, "Sandwich of the Future" was entered into a contest to be read on an radio/podcast show. Smoke & Mirrors was kind enough to select me and have…
(Note: the Names of some people have been changed to protect the no longer innocent) (Also Note: This story is graphic, sexually disturbing and awesome, please turn away NOW if…
When I was about 15 or 16 I went to a school dance in Cloverdale. Cloverdale has a population of about 3000 (or it did at the time) and was…
(Or How I conquered Racism, all by myself) Dear Readers, Far be it from me to take time on a simple blog to explain my own convoluted ideas, or preconceptions.…