I dared my friend Alex “Prozac” Cohen to write an HP Lovecraft Fan Fiction story in 20 minutes and the son of a bitch did it. The Aberration on Holly Street i. A lifetime of
When you are brushing your teeth while driving, it is important to have the same location for the toothbrush and toothpaste, spit cup and water bottle. The spit cup should be whatever fast food soda
Vincent: Is John with you? Adam: Yes Vincent: I just wanted to make sure he’s not in jail Adam: Yes but we’re leaving for Mexico because of “the incident” Vincent: Allright, I’m forwarding 3000 pesos
Hello, It’s been a while, quite a while, about 2345678910Number SecondsMinutesDaysMonthsYearsCenturiesZabnarksLifetimesUnit of Time if memory serves me properly, since we last spoke. I just wanted to write to catch up. Let me tell you what
Adam: He would kick down the door of that orphanage and say “look, some of you don’t have parents, and that’s sad, but I’m gonna burn this place down, and if you want to live
My short story, “Sandwich of the Future” was entered into a contest to be read on an radio/podcast show. Smoke & Mirrors was kind enough to select me and have one of their voiceover artists
(Note: the Names of some people have been changed to protect the no longer innocent) (Also Note: This story is graphic, sexually disturbing and awesome, please turn away NOW if you’re faint of heart, over