Caffeine-Laced Coffee Rant
I'm a fan of coffee, we all know this. What you don't know is that I have imbibed the "Brown Juice of Justice" as i call it in order to transcend all mortal boundaries and…
#TooMuchCaffeine
COFFEE: As I drank a cappuccino too quickly today I felt my mind fly ever-deeper into the void. Past the microscopic, the sub-atomic, the quantum-theoretical. Beyond infinitive where non-euclidean geometry forms. Where brain weasels reign…
Sean Beering Runs with Scissors
Note: Never do this
Generate a letter to a friend
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Choose Your Own WikiHow Adventure
Going down the rabbit hole of WikiHow's 'Random Article' button can be a productive experience. You can pick up some desert island skills. You can also learn some things that will make other people stare…
The Aberration on Holly Street (HP Lovecraft Fan…
I dared my friend Alex "Prozac" Cohen to write an HP Lovecraft Fan Fiction story in 20 minutes and the son of a bitch did it. The Aberration on Holly Street i. A lifetime of…
Reaching the Singularity
Stray yeah, I think it can die Adam So can we all Stray I'm pretty sure we will Adam I plan on not I’m hoping the singularity will come before I die I need to…