Satire, rants, and weird field reports from the internet abyss.

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Behold Me Mortals!!

Apr 6, 2025

Messages

My AI Adventure

May 13, 2023

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Caffeine-Laced Coffee Rant

Dec 5, 2019

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#TooMuchCaffeine

Apr 9, 2019

Rants

It's How You Say It...

Sep 11, 2017

Rants

Generate a letter to a friend

Aug 9, 2017

Field Guides

Choose Your Own WikiHow Adventure

May 10, 2017

Rants

The Aberration on Holly Street (HP Lovecraft Fan Fiction)

Feb 9, 2017

Rants

Reaching the Singularity

Jan 18, 2017

Rants

The Wild World of Bill Paxton

Jan 9, 2017

Lists

Easter themed movie sequels?

Jan 1, 2017

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Coffee Diaries - Part 10

Sep 27, 2016

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Coffee Diaries - Part 9

Sep 27, 2016

Rants

Titanic is a Gigantic Conspiracy

Sep 27, 2016

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Coffee Diaries - Part 8

May 27, 2016

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Considered Caffeinated and Extremely Enlightened

Mar 23, 2016

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Coffee Diaries - Part 7

Mar 21, 2016

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Coffee Diaries - Part 6

Feb 25, 2016