I’m a fan of coffee, we all know this. What you don’t know is that I have imbibed the “Brown Juice of Justice” as i call it in order to transcend all mortal boundaries and
COFFEE: As I drank a cappuccino too quickly today I felt my mind fly ever-deeper into the void. Past the microscopic, the sub-atomic, the quantum-theoretical. Beyond infinitive where non-euclidean geometry forms. Where brain weasels reign
Was getting over a cold/cough last week that was dragging me down. So I stopped drinking coffee and just focused on getting better for a while. So I got back to work today and picked
So usually I have one cup of coffee in the mornings and this weekend I only had coffee once. Then today like a genius I had a tall red bull. My heart is a fire
Me: Hey Coffee, I don’t ever want to take you for granted. Coffee: … Me: Well every time you burn my mouth, it reminds me that I have to cherish you, or it will hurt
Coffee Level: 10/12 I had extra strong coffee with a shot of espresso. I think i can squat thrust a fighter jet full of wolves. I just invented a new form of math, proved that
Me: *Spits Out Red Bull* Coffee you’re here early. Coffee: … Me: Ah yes, this is Red Bull I was just in the mood for something different. Coffee: … Me: No no! It’s not what