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The Hangover Strikes Back
Jesus Monkey Flavored Christ I woke up today with a hangover that gave me super powers. Power that allow me to feel pain and misery unlike any person before. Like…
Good old Fashioned Nonsense
You're probably wondering why I've banana. See? That doesn't make sense, the key to good nonsense is for it to ALMOST look like it makes sense. Let me give you…
The Plot to Duke Nukem Forever
There is a man standing at a desk, with his hands pushed flat and hard against the mahogany wood. His gaze is steely and his lips are drawn into a…