Elegant, Sophisticated, Offensive.
Stray yeah, I think it can die Adam So can we all Stray I’m pretty sure we will Adam I plan on not I’m hoping the singularity will come before I die I need to upload my consciousness Rei, the world needs me Stray hey that’s my goal too but also only if my actual conciousness […]
SicSemper: Yeah, plan theta is going smoothly. WeaselBringer: I thought this was gamma?! Turn off the electric fence the land-squids must be terrified!! SicSemper: Good god man! There is ink everywhere!? WeaselBringer: Well part of the land-dwelling transformation requires that several of their glands be… well enhanced in order to handle the new strain WeaselBringer: […]
Vincent: Is John with you? Adam: Yes Vincent: I just wanted to make sure he’s not in jail Adam: Yes but we’re leaving for Mexico because of “the incident” Vincent: Allright, I’m forwarding 3000 pesos to his account, I’ve got a glock and three passports in a lockbox under the name “Jason Bourne” Adam: Way […]
This is why our friends can’t tell us anything
Adam: love Rachel: bitter indifference Adam: questionable caring? Rachel: airy dismissal Adam: intense mood swing Adam: snarky comment about dismissal Rachel: failure to notice snak due to absorbtion in self Rachel: *snark Adam: tangent about bad childhoold Rachel: Eyes rolled out of your line of sight and internal monologue about whiners Adam: sudden angry outburst […]
Adam: Did you know sex is like pizza? Rachel : You can get them both from pizza delivery boys, if porn is to be believed Rachel : what else….um…. Adam: even when it’s bad it’s still pretty good Rachel : sometimes they can be a little crusty Adam: Plus your friends won’t mind when you […]
Adam: SUCK A BAG OF DICKS Kyle: well Kyle: ill suck on the bag Kyle: but not the dicks themselves Adam: okay but it’s leaking Adam: it’s a paper bag Kyle: so, youre telling me Adam: and overly full Adam: it wasn’t well thought out Kyle: that this paper bag Kyle: what is it leaking? […]