#TooMuchCaffeine
adamaragonCOFFEE: As I drank a cappuccino too quickly today I felt my mind fly ever-deeper into the void. Past the microscopic, the sub-atomic, the quantum-theoretical. Beyond infinitive where non-euclidean geometry…
Sean Beering Runs with Scissors
Note: Never do this
It’s How You Say It…
I used to work at a retail job a long time ago, and when I would walk in every day a certain manager would always cheerily say “Hey how are…
Coffee Diaries – Part 10
Was getting over a cold/cough last week that was dragging me down. So I stopped drinking coffee and just focused on getting better for a while. So I got back…
Titanic is a Gigantic Conspiracy
I have an ongoing theory with Joe Krol that the movie Titanic is basically a story about torturing Bill Paxton by telling him a meandering 9 hour story about losing…
Coffee, Take me Away
So tired this morning, set the coffeemaker at work to strongest coffee. Then added a shot of espresso. I think i can read the thoughts of ants, and predict their…
How to Cross a Dance Floor
So often is seems like common sense is dead. That in this world of warning labels not to stop a chainsaw with your genitals, that nothing is off the table.…
Audio Sketch: Friend with the Annoying Voice
An Audio Comedy Sketch by Fuhnny.com Starring: Matlock Zumsteg (Annoying Voice Guy) Adam Aragon (Adam) Jay Taylor (Gary) A group of friends who make all the wrong decisions. Constantly warning…
Funny 95.5 Radio Spots
Hey remember me? I'm Adam and I run this website, and I just wanted to share the latest bit of fame that's come my way. Yes unlike you unwashed peasants…