Absolutely Terrible OK Cupid Profile Headlines
If you've ever meandered around in the dirty and terrifying world of online dating. You've probably had to fill out the dreaded headline. The "Tagline" for your whole failed sex-life…
If you've ever meandered around in the dirty and terrifying world of online dating. You've probably had to fill out the dreaded headline. The "Tagline" for your whole failed sex-life…
Me: Oh Coffee, take me away from all this to a cottage by the sea! Coffee: Burble.... Me: But Coffee!? You said we would love forever and die forever in…
So tired this morning, set the coffeemaker at work to strongest coffee. Then added a shot of espresso. I think i can read the thoughts of ants, and predict their…
So tired this morning, set the coffeemaker at work to strongest coffee. Then added a shot of espresso. I think i can read the thoughts of ants, and predict their…
SicSemper: Yeah, plan theta is going smoothly. WeaselBringer: I thought this was gamma?! Turn off the electric fence the land-squids must be terrified!! SicSemper: Good god man! There is ink…
https://youtu.be/yBv2BHNVenI The Sketch Comedy Group - Unicorn Porn - Shows you "How Not to Break Up" with a series of shorts, showing you the wrong ways to do it. Starring:…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFoCWG_Lm48 Starring: Sean Beering Narrator/Interviewer: Adam Aragon Music: Matlock Zumsteg & Adam Aragon A man distracted on his phone gives a movie review of Mad Max: Fury Road - to…
https://youtu.be/oU7yAFTBFzI An in depth review of the film "Insurgent" by a man distracted by his cell phone. Starring: Matlock Zumsteg - Guy on a phone Adam Aragon - Interviewer Music…
So often is seems like common sense is dead. That in this world of warning labels not to stop a chainsaw with your genitals, that nothing is off the table.…
From the catholics to the god-damned Catholics there has been the constant threat of Hell, damnation, purgatory, and every other thing that happens when god sees you touch your no-no…