Me: Oh Coffee, take me away from all this to a cottage by the sea!
Coffee: Burble….
Me: But Coffee!? You said we would love forever and die forever in each others caffeinated embrace!
Coffee: Brown.
Me: Oh you Bastard! My friends warned me about you and your wily ways!!
Coffee: Glub
Me: You’re right Coffee. I’m sorry. You just make me so crazy sometimes. I can’t stay mad at you.
Coffee:…Steam
Me: Yes Shhh it’s you and I – forever. Forever.