Titanic is a Gigantic Conspiracy
I have an ongoing theory with Joe Krol that the movie Titanic is basically a story about torturing Bill Paxton by telling him a meandering 9 hour story about losing…
I have an ongoing theory with Joe Krol that the movie Titanic is basically a story about torturing Bill Paxton by telling him a meandering 9 hour story about losing…
So usually I have one cup of coffee in the mornings and this weekend I only had coffee once. Then today like a genius I had a tall red bull.…
Me: Hey Coffee, I don’t ever want to take you for granted. Coffee: … Me: Well every time you burn my mouth, it reminds me that I have to cherish…
Coffee Level: 10/12 I had extra strong coffee with a shot of espresso. I think i can squat thrust a fighter jet full of wolves. I just invented a new…
Me: *Spits Out Red Bull* Coffee you're here early. Coffee: ... Me: Ah yes, this is Red Bull I was just in the mood for something different. Coffee: ... Me:…
Me: Coffee, I think it’s time we see where this relationship is going. Coffee: …. Me: I know, I know you don’t like labels, I just, can’t stop thinking about…
Coffee: …. Me: …. Coffee: ….. Me: ….. You’re right, I’m glad we can just enjoy each other with silence sometimes. It’s nice. Coffee: …
Me: Coffee, I almost forgot to drink you today… Coffee: … Me: Aww don’t be like that Coffee, I’ve just been distracted lately. Coffee: …! Me: You’re right, You’re always…
Me: You listen here Coffee. I have a very particular set of skills and I will find you, and I WILL drink you. Coffee: … Me: No Mr. Coffee, I…
We had a lot of good feedback on the latest batch of "Terrible OK Cupid Headlines" We've come up with another Batch of Terrible Headlines for a dating profile. Enjoy,…