The Hangover Strikes Back
Jesus Monkey Flavored Christ I woke up today with a hangover that gave me super powers. Power that allow me to feel pain and misery unlike any person before. Like…
Jesus Monkey Flavored Christ I woke up today with a hangover that gave me super powers. Power that allow me to feel pain and misery unlike any person before. Like…
You're probably wondering why I've banana. See? That doesn't make sense, the key to good nonsense is for it to ALMOST look like it makes sense. Let me give you…
There is a man standing at a desk, with his hands pushed flat and hard against the mahogany wood. His gaze is steely and his lips are drawn into a…
More quotes of mine that aren't famous yet, but will be soon, I'm pretty sure... General Quotes People drink to erase their pain and solve their problems, which is impossible,…
Everything about you gives me koala feet. You don't know koala feet? That's when a koala gets so dumbstruck by something beautiful in nature like a rock or a boulder…
Google, go ahead, take my privacy. Why? Because Google rocks, they can have my privacy, all of it, I trust them. Fly Google Fly, like the bedazzled sexy phoenix I…
This is a great Joke A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back…
2:19:37 PM weaselbringer: you deserve everything bad that's happened... ever... especially football related disadvantages 2:20:02 PM SikKitten: ...why?! 2:24:14 PM weaselbringer: I dunno, just seemed like a nifty curse to…
Here's some of my (almost) famous Quotes: Life is all about gathering enough boring stories to last you the rest of it. It's like my father used to say to…
Dude, Sushi is so complicated. Keep in mind, this is like an old-school Japanese documentary, but still it shows that we're a bunch of dirty heathens. Ironically if you were…