Good old Fashioned Nonsense

You’re probably wondering why I’ve banana. See? That doesn’t make sense, the key to good nonsense is for it to ALMOST look like it makes sense. Let me give you an example:

crazy-insaneJill went to the moon, and brought back ketchup filled with satan’s hair. This caused the flux-capacitor to engage in marriage to most of Iowa.

This is pretty standard nonsense, but I think we can tweak it a little.

Jill’s lunar landing was upset by devilish ketchup mishaps and she ended up time-traveleling to mormonism.

I think we can all agree that the second one is much more banana.

But it’s not all lost keys and migraines. No. There’s a downside to this to angle of upward thinking. That downside? Republicans.

I think that by abandoning formatting and lightly touching back onto the topic of what utter real good confusing nonsense is, makes a fine daiquiri. Besides if it were literally just strings of words that don’t quite go together, would you actually read it? Gibberish has it’s place but like the old man from the famous Charles Dickens novel used to say “The internet is a whore and you’re a slut for feeding her”

You might be thinking to yourself, sure sure *nodding* but can it chop my sentences into tiny pieces? Yes. It. Can.

crazy-insane1And, this line is just a ton of one syl – a – ble – words that can be the best line if it will try to be more than it is.

A little derring-do, a little wordplay for you, it’s the equivalent of doing a handstand in the middle of an important business speech on why stocks are down and there’s koala’s in the lobby. I write my articles like I have sex with fruit. In the dark recesses of a building in the run-down part of town, and I NEVER talk about it.

But enough about you! You attention starved probate! Let’s move on to why I am the single most important thing to happen to the united states and the other countries since bread was invented. There’s one simple reason that I am what amounts to Jesus in this day and age, and that’s banana.

Gibberish is the act of creating a word that doesn’t exist, like Hakana-maristy-roo-roo (say it out loud, SAY IT) But Nonsense, that’s ill-fitting words that don’t go together but they are WORDS, legit words. And I put forth that simply stringing together as many random words as you can, will eventually lead to a point, because your subconcious will guide you toward saying what’s actually on your mind. Let’s see if it works.

crazy-catI cat fish dog once spoon tree indian swallowed blue green yellow an entire fred george ginger hornet pornography mapmaking judo and I have bronze apple canon nightmares sand cougar shittake to this day blonde angry fist about japanese fern dancers having compact scorpion shiner bee lawsuit glasses font babies qwerty anonymous prank in my apartment grandma adapter stomach.

now this may look like utter nonsense but I say there’s a point. Look CLOSELY

I cat fish dog once spoon tree indian swallowed blue green yellow an entire fred george ginger hornet pornography mapmaking judo and I have bronze apple canon nightmares sand cougar shittake to this day blonde angry fist about japanese fern dancers having compact scorpion shiner bee lawsuit glasses font babies qwerty anonymous prank in my apartment grandma adapter stomach.

My work here is Done.

Banana

 

2 comments

  1. I have blonde angry japanese babies in my apartment.

    I swallowed fred and I have to fist my grandma.

    I have nightmares to this day about japanese dancers having babies in my apartment.

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