Fuck Best Buy
I like to inject a certain level of comedy and levity into almost everything that gets published here. However I think I can express my overwhelming rage and frustration in…
I like to inject a certain level of comedy and levity into almost everything that gets published here. However I think I can express my overwhelming rage and frustration in…
I'm often consulted as the worlds fore-most leader on the origins of the Christmas Holiday. I'm also consulted for ways to make the perfect omelette and where to find a…
People want the PS3, they want it so bad they're willing to crawl on their bellies through broken store windows, drink the blood of virgins, swallow live hornets and punch…
(Classic Devils Newsletter) When the phone rang, I already knew what was wrong,. The phone was white, but not because of the enamel, but rather because of the heat radiating…
WeaselBringer: thats right.... NON portable ninjas WeaselBringer: stationary ninjas? Rachel Rei: haha Rachel Rei: you can write on them? Rachel Rei: send them as thank-you cards? WeaselBringer: yeah maybe thats…
When your bill comes back up to full price (40-50 bucks a mon.) then you call them up and basically say: You: Hey I\'ve always paid 30 dollars or so…
Living with girls is not illegal, but there are several irrefutable reasons it should be. As some of you know my name is Adam and I'm a human male. Ironically…
Jamie sat at ease in her leather high backed chair, one leg draped lazily over the armrest. Her very poise defining 'at rest'. She was bored and decided to try…
This is an open letter to Sony, regarding the PS3 and its strategies. Stop! Please stop. I beg of you Sony, the lackluster presentations, the gargantuan amounts of bad press…
Bi-Pedal Human seeks roommate of same genetic distinction and species. Myself and my collective enjoy a living space designed by famed artist MC Escher, and as such your domicile will…