How Sex is Like Pizza…
Adam: Did you know sex is like pizza?
Rachel : You can get them both from pizza delivery boys, if porn is to be believed
Rachel : what else….um….
Adam: even when it’s bad it’s still pretty good
Rachel : sometimes they can be a little crusty
Adam: Plus your friends won’t mind when you force it on them
Rachel : Everyone thinks THEIRS is the best
Rachel : Can be enjoyed with meat, without meat or with all meat
Rachel : the worse it is for you, the more you enjoy it
Adam: If you have too much you just roll around in pain for a few hours?
Adam: 6 of you can enjoy it, or just by yourself
Rachel : it’s good for breakfast
Adam: sometimes if you have it at your office, your coworkers get mad or jealous
Rachel : well, if you are having it at work, everybody wants some
Adam: it’s condoned by congress for kids at school….?
Adam: (that was topical)
Rachel : hahaha
Adam: After it gets split more than 4 ways it gets awkward and nobody gets enough ?
Rachel : It can burn your mouth if you have it straight out of the oven?
Rachel : no…that one doesn’t really work
Rachel : though, true in either case
Adam: still works
Adam: it’s not good to try to get it all in your mouth at once?
Adam: … I take that one back
Adam: It’s the meaty treat that can’t be beat?
Rachel : sometimes it dribbles down your chin but you dont really care?
Adam: Sometimes you shamefully order it over the phone at night?
Rachel : that one made me giggle out loud
Rachel : sometimes you can add things to it that should be really weird but just make it better?
Rachel : the ability to have it delivered to your home is a sign that you live in a civilized world?
Adam: it never turns out the same when you make it yourself?
Rachel : it’s weird if you add pineapple
Adam: It’s popular at birthday parties?
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