How to Avoid Awful Customers
Our new writer Joe "Dickinya" Krol has joined the team at Crotchmail and will be whipping out his several inches of funny here on occaision. We hope you like his…
Our new writer Joe "Dickinya" Krol has joined the team at Crotchmail and will be whipping out his several inches of funny here on occaision. We hope you like his…
(Note: the Names of some people have been changed to protect the no longer innocent) (Also Note: This story is graphic, sexually disturbing and awesome, please turn away NOW if…
Greetings filthy masses, this is Edmunton Rofflebottom the 3rd Esquire. I have been instructed by my famous psychiatrist to write about my feelings about being rich. Why, it's spectacular my…
Crotchmail is mainly one person... me. But I play a lot of video games when I'm not generating oodles of hilarious and I've blown through a lot of disappointing games…
WeaselBringer lol Isn't that what the chloroform is for? I just had a lightbulb Chloroform flavored tequila.... Striker hmm.. interesting, but I think you actually have it backwards tequila flavored…
When I was about 15 or 16 I went to a school dance in Cloverdale. Cloverdale has a population of about 3000 (or it did at the time) and was…
So M. "Fail" Shmylanalanan has eeked out his final works. It lays like a half aborted 150 million dollar fetus upon the steps of a post-apocalyptic hollywood, as this may…
My good friend God "The Lord" Stockton is apparently spawning a child, I think his wife is involved as well, but to be honest I don't like to pry into…
Special thanks to Sean "SicSemper" Beering My love for you is geometrically greater than my love for math My love for you is mainly derived from the essence of domesticated…
In some of my more slacker days, I've worked a lot of corporate/office jobs. And as any good cubicle veteran can tell you; The bathroom is your friend. I'm going…