The Science of Fighting Orphans
Adam: He would kick down the door of that orphanage and say "look, some of you don't have parents, and that's sad, but I'm gonna burn this place down, and…
Adam: He would kick down the door of that orphanage and say "look, some of you don't have parents, and that's sad, but I'm gonna burn this place down, and…
Hello Potential Candidate. We've prepared a brief application for you. Your first step to your new job at Fuhnny.com - Please fill out all answers to the best of your…
Sean: i once ate a penguin whole Sean: well not all at once, but the whole thing Adam: Are you okay Adam: oh Adam: well like what over the course…
Dear Christina, It's me Adam. Adam Allyne from Fuhnny.com. You probably don't remember me, and that's because we've never met or spoken. However I remember you. I've seen just about…
Caught Bucky Larson this weekend, twice. With unexpected results. When I first saw the trailer for Bucky Larson it looked awful. Any movie that capitalizes on a star with a…
My short story, "Sandwich of the Future" was entered into a contest to be read on an radio/podcast show. Smoke & Mirrors was kind enough to select me and have…
Special Thanks to Sean Beering who initiated the best Facebook Rant/Story ever. I think this sums up the world as we know it, quite nicely. Enjoy. PS: The names have…
Adam: haven't heard from her in years didn't know if she just off and died like the other women you date Brendan: thats happened once, and I had *almost nothing*…
We like to do IMprovisation, which is improv via instant messenger, to that note we've come up with several improvised conversations about dangerous activities. Special thanks to Semper (Lizard Camping)…
Hello you filthy readers. For a good long time, we've labored under the moniker "CrotchMail" Because we think crotches are funny. However due in part to this fly by night…