We had a lot of good feedback on the latest batch of “Terrible OK Cupid Headlines”
We’ve come up with another Batch of Terrible Headlines for a dating profile.
Enjoy, as you’ve never enjoyed before! Remember, you can use these headlines but we’re not responsible for who you’ll end up meeting.
- Dreamy Love Obsessed Girl Seeks Inhumanly Perfect Male
- Strong Warnings Against Deviant Behavior (Must Love Dogs)
- My Profile is Six Words Long
- Wildly Aggressive Date-Hater
- This is my Last Attempt at Love before Killing Myself
- I’m not interested in Dating but This Profile Exists
- Poly With Six Boyfriends Seeks 7th Person to Enter Maze of Complexity
- Sexual Confused Bisexual Seeks Human Without Beard
- Disney Princess Seeks Abusive Drug Addled Gangsta’ to Fix.
- I Have a Boring Job and It’s All I Like to Talk About
- I Inherently Mistrust People for Also Being on This Website
- Here’s a list of my Favorite 500 things. Favorite.
- Nonsense Headline Umbrella Cat Flavored Punch Balloon
- Really Just Looking for Arguments about Politics
- Untrustworthy Person Seeks Incredibly Trustworthy Person
- I Will Flood You with Dick Pics Until You Date Me
- All My Profile Pics are Abs
- I Assume that Talking Like a Rapper at a Club will Entrance You
- Deep Down I Am Fundamentally Flawed
- I Smoke a Bunch of Weed, That’s all You Need to Know
- All Downward Facing Zoomed in Selfies
- Ambitious Fuhrer Seeks Ava for Suicide Pact
- Most of my Life consists of my Dog
- I’m Hot Enough to Barely Care What I Write – Banana.