Coffee Diaries – Part 3
Me: You listen here Coffee. I have a very particular set of skills and I will find you, and I WILL drink you.
Coffee: …
Me: No Mr. Coffee, I expect you to die.
Coffee: *swirls*
Me: We’re not so very different You and I Coffee…
Coffee: *gets colder*
Me: Oh who am I kidding? You had me at “…”
Coffee: …
