Coffee Diaries – Part 7

Me: *Spits Out Red Bull* Coffee you’re here early.

Coffee: …

Me: Ah yes, this is Red Bull I was just in the mood for something different.

Coffee: …

Me: No no! It’s not what it looks like. Red Bull and I are just friends. It means nothing to me.

Coffee: …

Me: Seriously?! Like you’ve never had Cream or Frappe? What about the time you were iced?

Coffee: …

Me: You’re right I’m sorry. I should have at least included you. It just seemed like a lot all at once. Sometimes you just want some variety you know? You’re still my number one beverage.

Coffee: *burble*

Me: Sigh. You’re the best. You are. You.



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