Me: Hey Coffee, I don’t ever want to take you for granted.
Coffee: …
Me: Well every time you burn my mouth, it reminds me that I have to cherish you, or it will hurt like hell.
Coffee: …
Me: I guess relationships are like that in general, what’s the allegory here for the burning? Like fights? Do we fight in my mouth every morning?
Coffee: … *drip*
Me: Yes, Yes I’m being silly and filthy-minded. That’s my jam. But maybe the fights or the difficult times help us appreciate the better times?
Coffee: …
Me: God, you’re so wise… and hot.
Coffee: ….