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3:03:48 PM sikkitten: so how are you? 3:03:58 PM sikkitten: anything new and exciting in the land of CA? 3:05:38 PM weaselbringer: oh yeah, they just implemented free college and…
3:03:48 PM sikkitten: so how are you? 3:03:58 PM sikkitten: anything new and exciting in the land of CA? 3:05:38 PM weaselbringer: oh yeah, they just implemented free college and…
Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to…
This is an OLD entry from the origins of CrotchMail (formerly Devil's Newsletter) Some of these sequel numbers have actually come to exist, so take the accuracy with a grain…
It was a numbing night on friday late, and everything was quiet, Brant and Jay were there, the tone was violent, and oblivious of our fate. We had a fifth…
To me voting is like one of those conveyor belts at the airport. You're moving along and suddenly you're shunted one direction or another, this happens several times, and before…
Yes there is actually a CrotchMail.com Book, available for purchase in paperback or hardbound with a dustjacket made from the skin of babies. Both versions are full sized "coffee table"…
I'm an avid Digg fan, but as time goes on you start to see the same crap over and over again, and it seems that you could just bookmark about…
That's not to say there isn't a huge surplus of stupid video game plots, some of them are so generic I can apply them to dozens of games simultaneously. So…
So now that I've joined the ranks of the low down and filthy commuter, I'm on the freeway for about 2-3 hours every day. And when I'm not listening to…
(Or What happened to Crotchmail) Many of you may have noticed that Crotchmail went down for several weeks, and that it was officially "Banned by Google" for that duration as…