This is an OLD entry from the origins of CrotchMail (formerly Devil’s Newsletter)
Some of these sequel numbers have actually come to exist, so take the accuracy with a grain of salt. Although I bet you’ll find a whole bunch of movies that either you’ve never heard of, or had no idea Disney made/produced. So without further ado, here’s a giant list of “Unlikely Disney Sequels”
Fantasia 3: The Blood Rites
Fantasia 4: The Virgin Sacrifice: Minnie’s Revenge
Aludden: The Non copyrighted Lamp rubber
Lion King 3: Poachers Revenge
Lion Queen: The Tundra babes in drag
The Making Of paper: The life (and death) story of Pinocchio
Pollyanna 27: Girls gone Wild edition
Little Mermaid 5: Sushi is an art
Politically Correct Snow white: Narcoleptic Caucasian attractive female and her Vertically challenged helpers.
Beauty and the Beast 4: Hey isn’t that illegal
Cinderella 10: From Glass to Leather
1001 Dalmatians 2: Dog Breeding tactics
Behind The Music: Alice in Wonderland
Tarzan 2 ½ : The Scantily clad adventure continues
Tarzan 3: Dude, where’s my loin cloth?
Mary Poppins 3: Fuck the sugar, where’s the everclear
Door Jams and Dead Bolts: Bedknobs and Broomsticks 2
Free Willy 4: Jackson’s Opportunity
Tron 2: The Mac Attack
Herby the Love Bug 42: The spread of Car STD’s
The Jungle Book 3: Mowgli plays the stock market
Fern Gully 3: the Post-Apocalypse Urban wasteland
Tuck Everlasting 2: The Sex Change Edition
Toy Story 3: Attack of the Blow up dolls
Winnie The Pooh 3: Humans taste like honey
The Hunchback of Notre dame 2: Money Shot
Lilo and Stitch 2: Hawaiian Cannibal babes
Pete’s Dragon 2: When Doves Fry
Treasure Planet 2: The Bordello Space Collection
Angels in the Outfield 2: Angels in my pants
Parent Trap 3: The lawsuit
Parent Trap 4: They’re legal now
Spy kids 3: The career Ender
Bambis Revenge: The Hunted becomes the Hunter
Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2: Jessica’s exhibition
A Bugs life Documentary: From the shoe tread
Honey I Addicted the kids to heroin
Old Yeller / Pet Cemetery Crossover: Yeller’s BACK BILLY
Davie Crockett 2: I swear she’s not my sister
Robin Hood 3: Grand Theft Auto
Sword in the stone 2: Sword just laying around on a table
Flubber 2: The Compound of Fear
George of the Jungle 2: Wait we\'re not Tarzan?
Flight of the Navigator 2: Joyride of the Navigator
20 Billion Leagues under the Sea: We’re in China now!
Atlantis 2: The Bends
Lady And The Tramp 3: Roadkill
Not Quite Human 4: OS X
l thanks to Mr. Chaos, Knakmos and Me the Devil for this list of Pure pain J hope you all enjoyed