Choose Your Own WikiHow Adventure
Going down the rabbit hole of WikiHow’s ‘Random Article‘ button can be a productive experience. You can pick up some desert island skills. You can also learn some things that will make other people stare at you blankly. Whatever I’m practically on the spectrum anyway you assholes. Here’s some recent highlights.
How to Make Jolly Ranchers
Fuck you I like em
How to “Say No” to Teenage Sex
I didn’t find this one useful
How to Look like a Princess
…Maybe if I had gotten this one first though.
How to Treat a Wound Created by an Impaled Object
So a guy walks into a bar and says, Any teenaged princesses want some jolly ranchers? You’ll never BELIEVE what happened next.
How to Avoid Being Served Court Papers or Notices
The saga continues.
How to Make an Ocean Diorama for Earth Day
OK this one doesn’t quite fit into the theme but is still a handy thing to know
How to Attract Birds
How to Identify a Gifted Child
more free minions
How to Tell Your Parents You Want to Act
Also applies to ‘Dance’
How to Forgive a Cheating Husband
see ‘stab wound,’ above
And finally the most essential skill of all
How to Tell the Difference between Essential Oil and Infused Oil