Adam: He would kick down the door of that orphanage and say
“look, some of you don’t have parents, and that’s sad, but I’m gonna burn this place down, and if you want to live you have to get through me..”
Then you see how many orphans you can take on at once, when they’re desperate. Sure they’re undernourished, but adrenaline helps.
Adam: At first it’s like a shooting gallery, you’re wiping the floor with orphan after orphan
Adam: then the numbers start to swell as they realize the flames are growing closer to their beds
Adam: suddenly it’s a numbers game…
Adam: you’re like the spartans in 300 blocking a pivotal point of entry
Adam: they are the persian hordes
Adam: sure you have the easy combat skill advantage
Adam: but the hordes may overrun you if your’e not smart
Adam: and don’t pace yourself
Adam: Eventually, you’re going for the most economic kill
Adam: a crushed larnyx, a broken neck
Adam: The orphans piling up providing a brief respite
Adam: as they have to clamber over their dead
Adam: sure, it’s scary
Adam: but it’s also the biggest rush you’ve ever had
Adam: you find yourself screaming a war-cry you never knew you had
Adam: PARENTS!
Adam: PARENTS!!!
Adam: you’ll scream through the blood and teeth and flying stick-like limbs of the underprivleged children you’re decimating
Adam: which only enrages them more
Adam: and feeds the cycle…
Adam: sooner, rather than later, it’s all over.
Adam: and you’re there, covered in gore and bits of the felt blanket they tried to use as a net or barrier
Adam: As you walk away, orphanage burning merrily behind you, you stop and think
“Maybe I should masterbate”
Adam: Because now, you’re finally ALIVE
Adam: -fin –
This is probably guaranteeing a spot in hell…