IM-PROV: Cthulhu’s Keeper
adamaragonSicSemper: Yeah, plan theta is going smoothly. WeaselBringer: I thought this was gamma?! Turn off the electric fence the land-squids must be terrified!! SicSemper: Good god man! There is ink…
What John Did Last Night
Vincent: Is John with you? Adam: Yes Vincent: I just wanted to make sure he's not in jail Adam: Yes but we're leaving for Mexico because of "the incident" Vincent:…
The Bag of Dicks is Half Full?
Adam: SUCK A BAG OF DICKS Kyle: well Kyle: ill suck on the bag Kyle: but not the dicks themselves Adam: okay but it's leaking Adam: it's a paper bag…
The Science of Fighting Orphans
Adam: He would kick down the door of that orphanage and say "look, some of you don't have parents, and that's sad, but I'm gonna burn this place down, and…
Et Tu Poison?
Adam: haven't heard from her in years didn't know if she just off and died like the other women you date Brendan: thats happened once, and I had *almost nothing*…