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Cliche Translations

-digging a hole for yourself Pre-Gravedigger saying
-bit off more than you could chew Warning before teeth were invented
-cut off your nose to spite your face A common medieval practice
-livin’ in the fast lane Meth addict
-greatest thing since sliced bread The greatest Vertical Portal since Google!
-green with envy A rare afflication of jealous bitches
-chip off the old block Back when men were wooden
-don’t bite the hand that feeds you

unfinished: bite the FOOT that feeds you
-better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all Ancient Greek Joke
-the emperor wears no clothes Ancient Greek Tradition
-plenty of fish in the sea When bestiality was more accepted
-what will be will be Stuff is stuff
-if it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right Don’t fuck this up
-if at first you don’t succeed, try and try again Keep going till I tell you to stop
-there’s no time like the present Hey it’s about now… now
-waiting with baited breath Stop eating sushi
-potty/toilet mouth Talking Shit
-mouth like a sailor Very gay and/or italian
-a snail’s pace Like being behind the fat lady in the supermarket
-you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink Correction: That fucking horse WILL drink.
-stupid is as stupid does Dumbass
-catch as catch can cootchy-coo?
-busy as a bee Minimum Wage Worker
-old as the hills Pre-Bon-Jovi
-been around the block a few times A slut that fucks whores
-just fell off the turnip truck Immigrant worker
-read me like a book Amateur Vivisection
-a rolling stone gathers no moss The Rolling Stones suck…
-shot to hell FRAGGED
-shot in the dark Shot through the heart
-shoot first, ask questions later LA Police Tactics were used
-trouble with a capital "T" Illiterate Gang members
-shotgun wedding Bridal Gangbang
-been there, done that Ex-girlfriends
-knee jerk reaction Getting hit in the balls
-a chain is only as strong as its weakest link You have a gay friend
-an eye for an eye. a tooth for a tooth Organ swapping is okay
-one bad apple spoils the bunch Your weird uncle Larry
-something rotten in Denmark The Danish are Filthy
-Vini, Vidi, Vici The truth is in the Brine: A form of Sea Monkey worship.
-monkey see, monkey do They mean sea monkeys, and they do
-cool as a cucumber You are a squash
-if wishes were horses then beggars would ride Fuck the homeless
-like a bat out of hell Women drivers
-hindsight is 20-20 Your ass has eyeballs
-better late than never Better Never than really late
-once bitten, twice shy Vampire alert!
-if you can’t walk the walk, don’t talk the talk

The Handicapped should be gagged
-if you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen Don’t eat cheese on sundays
-kill’em all, let God sort’em out Sir, Yes, Sir
-walking on thin ice Figure skaters
-beggars can’t be choosers Poor people do what you tell them
-walking on eggshells Anorexic Ballet
-knock on wood Jerk off for luck
-damned if I do, Damned if I don’t Damn it
-it’s a cakewalk I like pie
-ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie A gaping Vagina
-jumping on the bandwagon Jumping on the Gaping Vagina
-passing the buck Toss me that deer!
-too little too late Sex with Asians
-till the cows come home You fell asleep in the barn
-from dusk till dawn I had sex with George Clooney
-like there’s no tomorrow Tomorrow never Dies
-can’t see the forest for the trees Your head is in your ass
-people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stone Don’t vandalize near a witness
-time flies when you’re having fun It takes 20 minutes to find your pants
-so hungry I could eat a horse Hey I’m Fat!
-chew you a new asshole Cannibalistic Surgery Requested
-well slap the dog & spit on the fire This spoon requires washing
-from famine to feast What happens to housewives
-selling like hotcakes Drugdealing pays off
– the pot calling the kettle black use a pipe to smoke weed
-when the going gets tough, the tough get going
Punch your horse to make it go faster
-put my foot in my mouth Podiatry is for everyone
-through hell or high water Through NO-Clip and Wall-hacks
-it ain’t over till the fat lady sings Fat People Ruin Parties
-it beats picking cotton No one wants to be black
-like an accident waiting to happen Like an Asian Driver
-if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it Break this
-am I my brother’s keeper My brother is a Dog
-if everybody else jumped off a bridge, would you? If all your friends removed their spleens with salad forks would you?
-ask & you shall receive Gimme that
-never look a gift horse in the mouth Don’t kiss horses
-every rose has a thorn Life ain’t nothing but bitches and money
-fit for a king Birthday suit
-you can’t judge a book by its cover People look funny
-there’s no honor among thieves Rip off your criminal friends too
-no use flogging a dead horse It’s illegal in most states anyway
-only the strong survive Beat up weaklings
-survival of the fittest If your clothes dont’ fit, God hates you
-the meek shall inherit the earth Keep consuming you Capitolist bastards
-every dog has its day Hump my leg!
-dead as a doorknob This doornkob is a squirrel
-caught between a rock and a hard place Prison sex
-you better straighten up and fly right Turn Heterosexual and become a Pilot for Delta
-when hell freezes over When you fix all your mental problems
-when pigs fly That guy in the seat next to you on airplanes
-a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush Don’t masturbate with parrots
-a penny saved is a penny earned Get a real job
-more fun than a barrel of monkeys Improper packing techniques may work in your favor
-one in a million Where babies come from
-no use crying over spilled milk Salt and milk taste terrible
-the grass is always greener on the other side Your neighbor paints their lawn while you’re asleep
-you can’t teach an old dog new tricks Dead animals can’t dance
-another face in the crowd People suck
-shooting yourself in the foot Missing the Money Shot
-two birds with one stone KILLING SPREE
-never say never James bond is here
-a watched pot never boils Just smoke your Weed
-like shooting fish in a barrel Like having sex with a blender
-what’s good for the goose is good for the gander Stuff your pillow with ducks!
-we all have our crosses to bear Jesus hates you
-skeletons in the closet
I have to hide the bodies somehow
-the old gray mare just ain’t what she used to be This is the most single most confusing statement in all human history
-fit to be tied Bondage freaks
-to the victor goes the spoils Hey Victor took out the trash!
-don’t make a mountain out of a molehill Men with Big trucks
-all’s well that ends well Vacation sucked
-give an inch, take a mile Porn star magic
-judge not, lest ye be judged Don’t be pointing fingers
-right as rain This situation is damp
-et tu, Brute? Word
-the die is cast This Gamer is dead
-on top of the world I’m in china
-that’s the way the cookie crumbles My pastry is expired
-let sleeping dogs lie Dogs are liars
-grin & bear it Smile and Sleep through winter

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